Brie and Roasted Vegetable Tart

No I didn't roast a mini skirt wearer - I made a pastry tart! And it was BEYOND fabulous. Here is how...

Ingredients:

1 x Courgette, sliced

2 x Peppers, diced into chunks (I picked yellow and red)

10 x Cherry tomatoes

1 x Red and white onions

50g Spinach

100g Brie

200g Plain flour

75g White vegetable fat

50g Cheddar cheese

1 x Egg, beaten

Step 1. We roast the veggies first so make them all chunky and bohemian-esk and mix them all up into a roasting dish. Have the oven pre-heated to 200 C and cover - not drown - them in a bit of nice olive oil. Sprinkle some salt and pepper on to taste and stick them in the oven. Clear some room.. the pastry is a comin'!

Step 2. PASTRY! God I love pastry.. Anyway. If you have a blender then wonderful. I am jealous of you.. I used a fork and a litre of sweat. Blend together the flour, a pinch of salt, the fat and the cheese. Once thoroughly mixed together, add 3 tablespoons of the egg you have pre beaten (poor egg, what did it do to you) and add some cold water. I put in about a tumbler glass worth steadily and not all at once. What you are aiming for is a smooth as you can get dough that isn't sticky. Once done, take it out of the blender and knead it gently for a few minutes. Wrap some cling film around it and chuck it into the fridge for 15 minutes. Go and stir the veg around.

Step 3. Take out your veg and pastry at the same time, being careful not to drool into either. Put down some more plain flour and unwrap your dough onto it. Putting a bit of flour into each of the wet sticky bits, roll out the dough until it fits your baking tray with enough to flap over the sides. With the left over beaten egg, bush the rolled out ready dough with it and then fill in the middle of the baking tray with the veg. Permission to now go nuts with the brie. Do it lavishly. Stick it everywhere! 

Step 4. Turn the sides of the tart up to make a brie and roasted vegetable nest. Return the glorious concoction to the oven and give it 25 minutes. Go back every 5 minutes to watch it rise and when the buzzer buzzes or the dinger dings, take it out and go and show the neighbours. And then enjoy it alone.. in a dark room.. alone.. kali orexi!